The Kinja Caffeine Spider

6/15/21

John Lennon loved, loved, loved New York too. It’s just not good for some people.

6/13/21

I need to learn to check if autocorrect fucked me....

6/12/21

When to the bathroom you are sneaking and your rectum starts a’leaking...

6/12/21

Cathode Ray Tubes are fascinating!

6/12/21

Sorry I’m busy talking to this other guy about Scientology.

6/12/21

Honest to god I'd rather discuss CRT then Ted Bundy. Yes I find a serial killers interesting but I'm well aware of the moral quandary that comes with that, and Ted is overplayed to the extreme. Also arguing about a man who killed over 30 people is the most pathetic thing.

6/12/21

When you’re slidin’ into home and your pants are full of foam...

6/12/21

The Glass Teat.

6/12/21

We can’t, we need more for some reason.

6/12/21

Let’s just hope they BOTH got all their facts straight. Bundys can be confusing.

6/12/21

His friends call him Roofie.

6/12/21

Sittin’ on the cushion, feel something pushing...

6/12/21

“That things crawling with giardia.”

6/12/21

Then whose albums have I been buying, huh? CRT is up there with KISS, AC/DC, GNR and all the other great acronyms of classic rock!

6/12/21

It’s a fetish for those libs who actually take CRT seriously.

6/12/21

Would you go out of your way to watch a game of slip n’ slide if everyone has diarrhea? Yes, you would. Sad for the dude who has it, even sadder for the network who just lost out on maybe the greatest fake sports event in tv history

6/12/21

I think our sex education classes should be heavily influenced by Critical Race Theory—under the guidance of trained educators, students should reevaluate American history and social politics through the lens of racial justice while learning the proper way to eat ass.

6/11/21

Well, Dinklage at least will be slathered in hideous makeup, thereby rendering him completely unrecognizable.

6/10/21

Seconded. Did anyone actually like velma? I certainly cannot recall preferring her over the other three; Fred was the leader, shaggy was funny, Daphne was hot, and Scooby was the drug addled delusion they all shared in common. I’m pretty certain that Velma existed mostly to drive the van home after everyone else had…

6/10/21

I guess someone said, “Hey gang, let’s split up,” and it ended up being permanent.