Didn’t Kevin Spacey do the same thing? When he was accused of diddling, the first thing he said was “Yeah, I’m going to rehab to get my drinking under control.”

Yeah, but did you see her ass?

I was listening to her album backwards, and I’m becoming convinced that when she sang “We’ll never be Royales”, she meant French fast-food hamburgers.

Very well, then your name shall be . . . “Tushy Galore”!

‘Specially if you’re a middle-aged white dude, no, you’re perspective doesn’t matter much at all.

Is it funny or something?

Don’t forget all those adults pretending to be teens running around Beverly Hills High School

Goode Lorde!

Saved me the minute it woulda took to type “Has Lord ever been nude?” in the searchbar.

That’s right, it is! Me family comes from Boil-On-Arse, near Fanny.

Can it be both?

Not since Tor Johnson played multiple roles in Seven Brides For Seven Brothers.

And now a rebuttal:

It’s a shame the AV Club didn’t ask him the hard-hitting questions:

That’s sad -- there is no alternative energy for the brain!

And my second cousin Leon was really good as a rock in the Saint Ignatius Living Nativity

What would happen if we put you in water and gradually boiled it?

Blake Lively in one of those stories where nothing at all would’ve happened if the main character had just been fucking sensible.

This is unusual.

Not too many artists deserve the title of “legend” but Ol Panty-Dropper definitely does.