The Kinja Caffeine Spider

thekinjacaffeinespider

6/5/21

He also has a verse about how it was going to knock your wig off, but that got cut too.

6/4/21

Is “doing doughnuts” in a car the equivalent of “felching”?

6/4/21

What about Bob?

6/4/21

Well well well, oh well

6/4/21

He actually had a verse about how it’s gonna knock you off your boat; but Phil Spector made him cut it.

6/4/21

Did something gay to become famous?

6/4/21

Asians? Lesbians? I can hear the AVClub collective panties moistening! Also, anyone who doesn’t like this will be cancelled.

6/3/21

I would’ve forced them to say ‘God loves gays!’ before letting them onboard.

6/3/21

Look just because He always ran around with those 12 dudes...

6/3/21

Yeah I forget it’s name but there’s a mango hard seltzer I quite like. But I also don’t turn into a bigot asshole when I drink it.

6/3/21

Damn, we got the Wishmaster over here!

6/3/21

He has a mother?

6/3/21

Surprise gender reveal party!

6/3/21

That’s not what a shocker is

6/3/21

Spider told me the pig is really excellent, so I’m not gonna eat it. The pig I mean.

6/3/21

Women can’t be misogynistic; it’s unpossible.

6/3/21

Mmmmmm, pellets...

6/3/21

Man Musk?

6/3/21

Communism is just a red herring.

6/2/21

He belongs in a museum!