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Which is odd because even he admits that they can’t hear him

She’s playing Mulan

Was Scarlett Johansson not available?

Mark Ruffalo as The Doctor
Willem Dafoe as The Monster
Emma Stone as King Kamehameha

Ukrainian freedom fighter!

SHUSH! McFarlane never says ‘no’ to anything! If he hears of this he’ll turn it into a series on FOX!

Is this really what qualifies as a “Great Job” these days, internet?

And Donna with the Scientology.

Even Donna did prison time. There was a whole Netflix documentary about it.

You’re So Vain is about me

“We’re here to try out for The Clarence Darrow Community Theater production of The Breakfast Club!”

Well if she’s so great why haven’t I seen her video on MTV?

What the deuce?!

Neil Diamond has it built into his contract that any set he steps foot on has a number of chairs for him to sing angsty ballads to.

Good, one of him’s enough.

So it’s a double-double-standard?

I didn’t get past this. Was it any good or not?

If it came out that Angelina Jolie killed someone, I wouldn’t be a bit surprised.

The one with the thick Jewish accent.