That sweet Deadhorse Canyon sound.

Either him or... you guessed it, Frank Stallone.

The degree to which people are invested in attacking and defending Elon Musk is fucking bizarre.

Todd’s Marie Antoinette was a sexual dynamo who was desired by all and understood by no one.

Back in my community theater years, we used bits from his Appalachian album for ‘scene-change music’. It took a while before we could get through it without laughing.

It’s a human/bird hybrid that totally sucks. He can’t fly, can’t see shit a mile away but has to subsist on worms.

Featuring Pauly Shore!

Is that supposed to be a mustache on the silhouette or his tongue?

I’m standing in line with a chunk of Vaseline.

You mean there’s a ‘Black Todd’?!

Nothing says “This Is America” like a lawsuit.

Now was that the white Debbie, or the black one?

sweater puppies

Ah yes, the famous Nipple of Lourdes.

“unchained Mikkelsen”?
*sing* Oh Mads...my darling...

“I’ll beat your testicles with rope!”
- Mads

We’re asking Mads Mikkelsen about something other than drinking?

Horny lesbian robot nuns.

Horny lesbian nuns?! What will they think of next??