“STANK: the new fragrance by Musk.”

I often think fondly of the days before I knew who Elon Musk was.

Well, I asked him three times to please lock in the auxiliary power; maybe I got a little testy, but the next thing I know he jams a hydro spanner all the way up my thorax!

Ok, that’s what I was about to ask.

Casting Maya Hawke shows that Gia’s type is ‘eye-achingly beautiful women’?

They could’ve cast this movie with the Philadelphia Police Dept.

MC Matthau rockin’ the mee-zike!

Time to celebrate like a Wookie!

That’s victim-blaming and you are laser-brain nerfherder garbage!

“I cannot say at this time whether my specific set of skills will be utilized in this particular moviefilmproduction.”

Was I saying that? I don’t think I was saying that. How’s this little weirdo taken a minute from styling his coif to even consider what I’m saying?

Looks like all the good riffs are taken already.
“I won’t get too loose, on Toulouse Street,
I’ll fight all the Wookies that I meet”

Hugh Jackman? The guy who does all the musicals? Seems a bit of a stretch for an action franchise.

Ooh! Ooh! Did the racists come up with a new gesture? So hard to tell if they’re stroking out from their own rage-stupidity or doing a new gesture.

And while we’re at it, LET HIM BATHE YOUR GRANDMOTHER!

Fer GOD’S SAKE...just let him BE IN THE MOVIE!!!

Sir, this is an Arby's.

Oh, yes!

19 kids and counting, indeed.