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I thought he was mulling an offer to tour with KISS?

No, but I also wouldn’t have imagined that Violent J did.

Hard enough fer yar?!

I’m going to stop them! With all my powers!

I don’t think there’s ever a bad time for fighting with Cillian Murphy.

I might watch that.

“deeply”

I might if I’d ever seen it.

Well then LeVar Burton should do it!!!

You have attributes you’re looking for in a Jeopardy host?

Good, that should calm everyone down.

Gorfunkel, Garfankel & Funknwagnel.

So long.

What a strange old man!

I think it would be alright if the male pseudonym were something cool like Dude Ballzalott.

women shit?

I wonder if a biopic has ever been green lit based solely on “Hey, that guy looks kinda like that guy, doesn’t he?”

“like a rented mule”? Are you getting your jokes from one of Uncle Milty’s books?

No, Bo! Say it ain’t so! Do the show for HBO!

He’s a straight-up basketball player who charges through relationships like he charges down court.
She’s a hard-driving career woman physical therapist who helps him after he sprains his toe during one of the aforementioned hard-charges down court. She also has a dark secret.
Will they get together?
Bo Burnham, Emma . .