this is a real ad I scrolled by on this very thread (is that The Rock?)

Gene Hackman’s good in anything.

Antonoff does not exist in the 3rd dimension.

He’s a Hollywood famous guy who has ridiculously piercing blue eyes and a Daytime Emmy.

What’s the T for?
Are you ready for this?
It’s for “The”.

Beanie? Beanie!

What, Crosby & Stills want to tour again?

Guess it’s better than the Hanks boy and his ‘Summer of White Boyz’ or whatever that was.

What’s she doing to her face?

Fun foes? Fine feathered foes?

Michael Caine is cranky because he thought “Aubrey Plaza” was the resort where he’s summering.

sing fum fum fum!

I don’t think she can make any other faces.

How ‘bout Chicken Salad For The Qi ?

Queer teens? Ha! What’ll they think of next?

Smaaaht!

Death ray. Give it a death ray!

Can I get my brain transferred into one of these things?

You’ve never seen a nun movie like this!

It takes a lot to laugh, it takes a pedant to cry.