thekinjacaffeinespider
The Kinja Caffeine Spider
thekinjacaffeinespider

Even without clicking the little thumbnail, her camel toe is WAY too obvious!

This mentality has been around for some time. If someone puts out an album, movie, TV show, whatever and it makes $100,000,000.00; and then the next one makes $99,000,000.00, everyone is screaming “it tanked!”, “what happened to them?”, “it’s all over for...”.

Well, according to gogiggs (he’s up there), the fact that I don’t care about Black Widow or the MCU-DC-Disney-whatever-verse means that it is not a success in any way and no one at all cares about it.

So that’s what she’s up to. It certainly isn’t making movies.

You really need a glass belly button so you can see what the rest of us are up to while you’ve got your head up your ass. According to you, gogiggs, Edgar Wright or Zhang Yimou are “box-office draws” because you, gogiggs, go see anything they do. I submit, that there are A LOT more people who go see Scarlett Johansson

And therefore, no one else did either. Because everyone is exactly on your particular wavelength.

Well, if they hired teachers based on the same criteria that they cast movies (or hired at a Hooters) . . .
well, that’s a whole other can of whoop-ass, isn’t it?

Mickey’s dick must REALLY smell bad.

Ok, we got it. You’re incapacitated and grumpy about something that has nothing at all to do with you.
Not to wind you up even more, since you got letters to write, but did you know that mega-rich (mostly white) people don’t pay taxes?
And it’s perfectly legal!
Or that politicians get away with crimes up to and including

Lines form at the DMV
Lines form from the . . . DMV . . . (this is hard)
I can’t vote or drink but can see R rated movies
I’m a boy and I’m tired of this joke already . . .
I’M ALMOST 18!

I would counter that Courtney Love’s late husband was responsible for her music; while Billie Eilish’s (probably maybe still alive) brother is responsible for hers.

HEY HO, My My . . .

electrolytes smell like semen...

tish cufk sips

Alright, Pop...let’s go inside, find your pants and listen to Rust Never Sleeps again, k?

Nerfherder!

I thought the saying was “It’s coarse and rough and irritating.”

Like Johnny Carson pretending he co-wrote The Tonight Show Theme

“...and on lead electric banjo...!...”