You can be in my world if I can be in yours.

$h!t, Kevin F**ks My Dad In Apartment 23!

again

or while you pump gas

Tell her there’ll be marching powder.

Any word about how much he loved working with the dog?

I think he had Damon beat up.

The brownies had nothing to do with it. Pollak IS a tiny man who wants to fuck a cat.

You’re fucked up.

If I was Bryan Cranston I’d’ve demanded duplicate meth-cookin’ tighty-whities.

It didn’t do as well as we thought. We can pay you in taters.

You could just cop one from Cracker Barrel

I knew a guy named “Shit-Cannon” Ward. Know how he got that name?

it was a low hanging fruit

The (a crappy poorly written clickbait) Club 

Thank goodness they cut that particular tumor out.

Which is which?

Some people want to fill the thread with silly pun comments.

The Beatles didn’t stay together long enough to put out Emotional Rescue or Undercover.