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Brian Jones was great on I Wanna Be Your Man.

Thank you!

Is anyone really still starving in Africa?

sometimes a hot dog is just a hot dog.

“Predator Again” kinda sounds like a sit com about a divorced Predator trying to get back into the . . . Predator dating scene . . . whatever that might be.
I don’t always think this stuff through that much.

Russell Crowe sails around the world and discovers . . . Cow Tools . . .

A cinematic emetic if I ever saw one.

Ok, since nobody seems to have:
He was going to mention dick.

The only way to make The Founding Fathers cool is if a metrosexual brother makes them all rap.

Bullshit:

Cum Buns VII

Stop thinking so much and go make some unusually pure meth . . . for the future!

I mean, if there any problem that can’t be solved with the judicious application of high explosives?

Oh yeah, and the climate is changing and stuff.

Resurrection At The Edge Of A Quiet Place

By the power of Greyteeth, Kevin can go F**K himself!

Yeah, Orko is the bacon of Eternia.

He’s trying to turn his gnomes into an army to do his bidding.

Yo, for $20 extra, she let me give her a ‘Grumpy Skeletor’!