Yes. The shits.

Take me down to Immodium City!

Taylor Swift has a mean deformed son?

Damn, all this time I’ve been doing it to “Wee Didn’t Start The Fire”

Shoulda been Shota?

You’re damn right she’s not Rory’s BFF! I AM! No one gets her like me. No one knows her favorite songs and jokes in the middle of the night. I have a shirt that still smells a little like Rory. Now is THAT true friendship or am I mad?

A baby cries, a cop tries, a day with Taylor on The Mild Side!

Forget your hungry fucking hippo; when is Bill Murray going to bring Heathcliff-the-not-Garfield to life on screen as he (and we) deserve?!

maybe you do

“I am! Engage the Caterpillar!”

Aliens to Earth: “We did come here to conquer you, but you lot have really fucked this place up pretty royally! There’s barely anything left to plunder! What did you think WE could live off giant hunks of plastic? Fuckin’ rookie mistake! That’s why we’re here! We’re actually using up all our fuel disintegrating you…

Howdy! Welcome to planet Houston! Y’all from San Francisco?

Bad girls like to fight with their moms

that made the whole world cringe?

So something interesting happened at this dumb bike con?

You got your fantasy, I got mine.

Yep, it’s a thing.

...and laying a finger aside of his nose...and whiffing a nod...

Damn, what did Joist do?!