The Kinja Caffeine Spider

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6/27/21

Songs In The Key Of Mum

6/27/21

Did you mean to type “Hoodie”?

6/27/21

I dunno; these days BEING IN STAR WARS ain’t exactly what it used to be...

6/27/21

We wish, it’ll probably spit him up.

6/27/21

Girlfriend Union sounds like a lesbian football squad.

6/26/21

It’s cute!

6/26/21

Hope the constant smoking doesn’t set the ‘fro on fire!

6/26/21

Dr. Rosenpenis?

6/26/21

Roy Wood’s so happy his faerie ears popped out!

6/26/21

“Hey fellas, check THOSE gams!”

6/26/21

Why all the punching? Where is the love?

6/26/21

“Hey! I resemble that remark!”

6/26/21

Don’t beef with Dwayne! He’s a Dwayne-iac, a Dwayne-iac on the floor!

6/26/21

I didn’t fight in The War so these aliens could come here and take my job!

6/26/21

Bob Uecker sends supportive vibes to his son

6/26/21

6/26/21

When hookers ‘n blow just aren’t in your budget.

6/26/21

It’s what gets Elon Musk into high orbit.

6/26/21

and PLEASE be dressed like that when you do.

6/26/21

He had a pot smoking fidge, if anyone can...