The Kinja Caffeine Spider

thekinjacaffeinespider

6/4/21

You mean like Liberace and Boober?

6/4/21

I thought we weren’t using that word. Is “fag hag” still ok?

6/4/21

Is “spinning cookies” the naval equivalent of “doing doughnuts” in a car?

6/4/21

6/3/21

Indeed I have.

6/3/21

He broke up with Shania Twain and has not given a interview in decades.

6/3/21

Harrison Ford was going to play a teenager?

6/3/21

“It belongs in a heroin . . . I mean museum!”

6/3/21

It counts for something

6/2/21

Chemicals, tacos, fajitas, chimichangas, quesadillas, burritos, refried beans, FLAN, sopapillas, cheese dip, the speedy with beans, hot tamales!

6/2/21

mmm, I’m not sure about that.

6/2/21

From the era of wax people?

6/2/21

6/2/21

6/2/21

Somehow I manage.

6/2/21

*sing*
Ooohhh Marissa, how I’m gonna miss ya!

6/2/21

um, no.

6/2/21

Lost Cause: The Life, Times & Inexplicable Career of Billie Eilish

6/2/21

During?

6/2/21

Chemicals help me do my job!