They can be the family I try hard to avoid.

Doesn’t sound a bit like Eric Carmen.

Why would you have to defend that? Isn’t that like the hippest thing you can do these days?

You gotta bring it, Dirts!

‘Webelos Undies’?

Rebels Without Applesauce

He has an album called ‘Stupid Morrissey’?

But they’re out of staples.

Custom rifle?

you’re easy to please

Their hands are disturbing. As are their thighs. Ok, pretty much the whole thing.

In Communist China, MOUSE mad about YOU!

Should he have waited ‘til the last day?

According to Wikipedia, “blahblahblahblahwhoblahgivesblahablahfuckblah”

Do they have the same plastic surgeon?

“Fly? Yes! Land? No!”

Let Lou Reed rest in peace!

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I got a Grey’s Anatomy alert for this?

Wrong turn at Albu-cooykee?