i will do this until i am killed

Carson Palmer, who is incapable of having a successful season that does NOT end in some kind of devastating tractor accident. Any time you read about Carson Palmer, you can usually find a teammate saying, “IT SOUNDED LIKE A GUN WENT OFF WHEN IT HAPPENED!”

I support this approach, as long as the AD is also willing to divide Tuberville’s pay into 12 equal parts, and only give him a check after each win. Any loss and the game check can go to charity. Maybe Meals on Wheels, Student Athlete Division.

After they got about 30ft away the dental floss connecting their cups broke and communication was lost. They’re all just chillin submerged 30ft from dock trying to send carrier pigeons but they keep drowning. Fuckin pigeons.

“Yo Dez, howz it hanging?”

Hey...don’t disrespect Voltron like that.

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If you ask me, it’s pretty tasteless of that fan in the parking lot to reenact such a dark moment in Chiefs’ history.

Sixteen years after the release of Final Fantasy VIII, Square Enix has finally released an official stand-alone version of its legendary card game, Triple Triad.

No, it’s actually a game about mourning over the death of a comrade by going snowboarding.

Final Fantasy VII, a video game about an angry man with mommy issues

Rihanna has had enough experience with filthy wife-beaters.

fuck matt barnes

The last time I saw that many personlized handshakes Michael J. Fox was sending out Christmas cards.

Croce sounds like a real Kane enabeler.

“We like the way he gets to and hits the quarterback”

Did you watch the video? You can’t observe dark matter directly, but you can observe its effects on the universe. You can look at empty space through telescope and see gravity distortions caused by the dark matter. Thus, we know that there is a great gravity well that is not caused by matter as we know it.