Consider how many years it’s taken Square Enix to plan and prepare to fuck this up.

I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

You can't eat Papa Johns Pizza for three years and not expect to shit the bed

What? Those uniforms are white and gold.

Alternate outfit

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

You’d expect a Wolfe would know better than to try to let things blow over.

This is an important story to report, because Hardy’s brother was in the driver’s seat. Talking to the media is not important, especially when there are unsolved crimes for the Hardy boys to investigate.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

It’s almost as if that’s what the article were about...

Surprised no one warned them about picking up VD from the west coast.

Vince Wilfork for President.

The Mets are too cheap to even give him a 6 year/$66 million contract.

There’s an angle here that nobody is talking about, and in the interest of transparency, I’d like to remind everyone that Der Spiegel has, for as long as I can recall, held a pro-KILL THE FILTHY STINKING HOBBITSES agenda.

Bernie is basically america’s favorite hoody. A little worn out, totally worn in, too old to care about appearances, and an intrinsic statement on income inequality.

Chase Utley is also turning baseball into football.

On the bright side, everyone is talking about Seattle’s bats in October. That never happens...

Facebook was right?!