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That's because it's a little glimpse into the horror we will all face helplessly when we die.

I eagerly await the publication of his memoir, Fuck: My Life.

Gotta admire the long-con.

Good goddamn that is fantastic.

Holy. Shit.
Even the terrain gets wrecked. Please tell me Bahamut is in this so I can blow city-sized holes into the ground

"This is not a drill! It's a hammer and nails... Now let's see if you can actually complete a fucking cross, Tim."

I hate Chip Kelly.

It's actually not a fact. The vast majority of scholarships give MEAL PLANS, which are only redeemable whenever the cafeteria is open, and at most, three meals a day. So you had a rough evening practice, and want to get something to eat at 9:15? Sorry, kid. Cafeteria's closed, and because you're on scholarship you…

Maybe they just can't handle the scope of the request.

Those poor monkeys. I guess they'd know better than anyone else how fucked up Tennessee law is.

You may see at it as signing two halfbacks, but Chip Kelly sees at it as signing one fullback.

DeMarco Murray is flying to Philadelphia this morning with the expectation he will be an Eagle

"Non-sexual relationship"? So, they are married?

Lynch's agent: "9 million signing bonus, 1 million base salary, 1 million roster bonus."

I fully support this idea.

Decker, Harvin and now Marshall. The Jets haven't had that many mouths to feed since Antonio Cromartie was on the team.