Well, technically Eli only has one. He lost the other one in the ball pit at a McDonald's PlayPlace.

No serious injuries were reported,

Donnell was later heard arguing vehemently with Port Authority police that because the plane got two wheels down, it technically had landed in bounds.

So Larry crash lands on snow and gets a nice Instagram moment...the same thing happens to Josh Hamilton and he gets judged and possibly suspended.

Hasn't it already been made abundantly clear how much St. Louis hates chocolate sprinkles?

Not just hit anything, but hit anything well. He would go after pitches most would not, but he was far from an undisciplined free swinger, with a career slash line of .319/.379/.553, with a BB:K ratio not too far from 1:1 (and under 1,000 Ks for his career). His swing had more coverage than just about anyone and still…

Phoenix fans blamed Hassan's first name, and definitely not his last, for his violent outburst.

And, on that infamous evening in New England, as the snow banks stood massive and the tears of hipsters everywhere fell as they watched the power they had habituated to receiving from whipping out their iDevices and typing furiously upon their single star...

At least he's wearing a lovely gold shirt.

I have a theory that Arkham Knight is just embodiment of Batman's worst fear of how he could become in the end, caused by Scarecrow fear gas.

I'll give you that traditional Scarecrow from things like DC comics and TAS is kind of lame.

But Arkham Universe Scarecrow? That dude is pretty cool.

Ugh, I hate the people who are just impossible to explain anything to. I had a conversation about pesto this week that went like this:

All that time Jordan owned the Bobcats it turned out he really just wanted the links.

He still uses a Blackberry.

Malone: Give me your best shot, Kobe

"He's asleep."

If it will affect the narrative and creative direction of the game then no, they shouldn't give a damn.