You should know that the rest of us find existing with you and the other people that say shit like this fucking exhausting.

Do I want a comic book movie to be a little cartoony? Yeah.

A couple of things:

Okay, let’s get into it: It wasn’t bad. As disjointed as fuck in style and tone due to the number of cooks, but not bad. But that doesn’t mean it was good, because it wasn’t. It’s just the second out of five DCCU movies that I actually wouldn’t mind watching again.

If you look closely at the clip, Megyn is whispering something in Bobby’s ear when she hugs him. I slowed the footage down and read her lips. She said “fucking stop the fucking column or I’ll fucking kill your immediate family.”

I found this bone-chilling. Like finding out Voldemort knows your address.

Of course he’s wealthy and powerful! A poor man could never afford a wig of fine steel wool!

Tom Petty is dead but this asshole is allowed to live?

Look, I made it better!

Lee, a senior from Dothan, Ala. majoring in criminal justice...

Why do I keep seeing this hand wringing over The Punisher glorifying gun violence on the same sites that constantly gush over John Wick?

My genuine reaction every time I’m confronted with the fact Melania is FLOTUS:

I do not get the woody Allen Hollywood circle jerk. OR roman Polanski.

“THESE ALLEGATIONS WERE NOT MADE IN THE PRESENCE OF A NOTARY PUBLIC AND HAVE A SLIVER OF LEEWAY FOR ME TO IGNORE AND SO IGNORE I WILL.”

So, all the bros who spent the last few months screaming at Katie Rife for daring to talk about this and INSISTING THAT THERE WAS NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT until some accusers came forward and until then this was just a plot by mean ol’ Jezebel and AV Club to smear poor Louie...

Yes, you’re the only one.

I got ya J Jonah Jameson right here.

Those gifs line up nicely to the refrain of “Brock Lobster”:

Oh man. I don’t like Barry. At all.