One man’s toothpaste is another man’s semen

What the heck does “giving 1995" mean?  It was used twice, so it can’t be a typo, right?

Magic fans have known this for about a year. The fact that all the racists are coming out of the woodwork now, when the mainstream announcement is made, tells you a lot about who is really getting angry at this: people who are threathened by pictures in a card game they don’t play. In other words immature, insecure…

so it’s a run of the mill keygen that’s a tad bit late to the party?

I think I know how this character plays out.

I can’t condone the hack, but I have to admit that it’s on brand for Lain.

My man has been on his own personal writers strike for over a decade now

If these third parties would just start developing for PC as the lead platform and then porting down to consoles, a lot of this would stop.  Internally, consoles are more like PCs than ever before.  This shouldn’t be hard to address.  

I heard these are more fun than a pillow fight

Pediatric emergency room workers? That has to violate some kind of labor law.

They shouldn’t have given away the 1997 Pontiac Astro-Wagon to the richest man in town.

I’m pretty sure that’s not a duck.  It’s a dolphin, like Flipper.

I wonder if you can get a Serial AT-AT cable for it?

Don’t confuse this with a SSD in the Star Wars universe.

Between none of the reporting describing the “prank” and a cursory view of their channel, in addition to their statement that they’ll continue “pranking”, I’m more than inclined to believe that there was no actual “prank” and it was likely just straight up harassment at the minimum.

Ahem:

Are “going” to?

I don’t care about miles, per se. I care about *time*. I don’t drive that much, but I do keep cars I like a long time. Batteries seem to degrade over time even if you don’t use them at all.

Hi, just a friendly reminder that Bobby Kotick is a piece of shit and the world would be better off if literally the entire fleet of Greyhound busses ran over him (and the rest of Activision-Blizzard executive leadership, for that matter).