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You know, I was 11 when TPM came out, and I was already a Star Wars nerd, and I don’t remember hating Jar-Jar. Nor do I remember loving him. He was just there. I was way more interested in Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan and Padme and Darth Maul.

A regular bike is a lot greener.

Couple of douche bags.  Obligatory: Fuck Florida.

Donkeys are not horses. And if it’s gelatin, it’s not meat either.

It’s a dart. Or a missile. Its performance comes from thrust not lift, is what I’m getting at. Or more accurately, its relative thrust to drag. Yes, there is some lift, but its tiny compared to it just being a low drag dart. It’s a clever interpretation of what a paper airplane is...but I would say this is a record

The Maserati he received:

Air Force’s immediate response.

Oh my god, Lin! We can barely afford to feed our kids!

It’s almost like Elon Musk is a dumbass with the intellectual depth of a 9 year old and only knows about stainless steel because it’s what the DeLorean from Back To the Future was made out of and it would be le epic bacon if his meme truck was made out of the same thing. 

Did she forget she was in Dogma?

I came here ready to hate the material, but that’s actually pretty funny.

Giving mild benefit of the doubt, I assume the writer is talking about the person in the passenger’s seat of a car, carrying the box on the drive home....because otherwise, that’s almost as odd as cutting off a thought mid-sentence.

It burns your thighs and yet emits a smell so mouthwatering you can ignore the grease stain it leaves on your jeans.

I mean, it’s RAM. Don’t people just go and add as much as the computer will allow? It’s the easiest part of the whole buying process. Just get a shit ton and forget about it for the next decade.

Absolutely beautiful. Well done.  

They’re still not meant to be the same character though.

If you’re going to correct someone so confidently, a five second Google would spare you a lot of embarrassment.

“this is the Democrats' fault" was a take I somehow never expected yet here we are, I guess.

I’m not a crook I’m just an idiot - I swear!’

I mean as far as defenses go most will buy it from Logan.