I came here ready to hate the material, but that’s actually pretty funny.

Giving mild benefit of the doubt, I assume the writer is talking about the person in the passenger’s seat of a car, carrying the box on the drive home....because otherwise, that’s almost as odd as cutting off a thought mid-sentence.

It burns your thighs and yet emits a smell so mouthwatering you can ignore the grease stain it leaves on your jeans.

I mean, it’s RAM. Don’t people just go and add as much as the computer will allow? It’s the easiest part of the whole buying process. Just get a shit ton and forget about it for the next decade.

Absolutely beautiful. Well done.  

They’re still not meant to be the same character though.

If you’re going to correct someone so confidently, a five second Google would spare you a lot of embarrassment.

“this is the Democrats' fault" was a take I somehow never expected yet here we are, I guess.

We aren’t clamping nipples

Not sure how clamping their nipples is going to help, but I support you.

‘I’m not a crook I’m just an idiot - I swear!’

I mean as far as defenses go most will buy it from Logan. 

I want the other half of this review where they review how the rally tires are day to day, driving on dry roads between storms and the maintenance costs and mileage.

DeLorean Motor Co would be a forgotten footnote in automotive history without that movie - if anything they should be giving 5% of the company to the movie studio for keeping the DeLorean brand popular enough that it’s still worth anything today.

I mean if your buying it for a little kid, where you the parent would have to set it up anyway sure, but like teenager and up let them do it. But your right about the servers on a holiday.  But your right case by case.

Am I the only one who thinks it’s weird and creepy for someone’s mom to post a video of their daughter going through something difficult? “Views and clout” indeed. 

Sir, we talking about asses here

Excuse me, about SNL, I have a distinct memory of many masterful performances by Sean Connery on Celebrity Jeopardy thank you very much!

They did remake this movie for the modern era, it was called Due Date with Robert Downey Jr and Zach Galifinakis.

Wait, how the fuck is everybody else holding up their shower curtain, because mine is rings all the way down.