Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner here! Tell us what he’s won, Johnny.

I’ve always wondered how they can guarantee these - or their electrical connections- wont spark a fire.
Yes fuel isnt very conductive, and the fumes in the tank have very little oxygen content but still.....

They stop yelling at you about their denial of covid hoax when they die...

It’s tricky to explore those quick skits in the Top Ten feature unfortunately, but you’re right - the snap-speed of a lot of these bits worked even if the actual gag inside them could be hit or miss. I ended weirdly liking the Andy Beeman-friend bits.

Good idea: visiting picturesque MacLean, Virginia

Because, outside of all the reasons why you’d wear a sweater in the first place, the original purpose of an Aran cable knit sweater was to help identify fishermen who’d drowned. Every clan had it’s own cable pattern.

I read the words “bacon-infused red ale” and I just think of someone drinking bacon fat in their beer and my stomach turns.

For what it’s worth, David, I think you’re plenty handsome.  

Good idea, playing catch with your grandfather.
Bad idea, playing catch WITH your grandfather.

And now, it’s Mime Time.

And Good Idea/Bad Idea! Really, sometimes the fast-paced anarchy of the short bits was so preferable to the longer skits, particularly when you’d the the opening credits come up and realize...you were in for five minutes of the Hip Hippos.

http://www.openomf.org

All he had to do, literally, was tell people to wear masks and pretend to care. He would have won the election. He’s spent his whole life doing as little as possible and whining about not getting enough credit. 

The irony is that if Trump put half the effort he put into actually trying to pull off this out in the open coup, he’d have probably gotten a lid on COVID-19 and legit won his own reelection.

Shut the fuck up

“Bae always be taking photos of me sleeping”

You need one of these to follow you everywhere.

The fact that anyone survived the Holocaust is just motivation for Miller to try harder next time.

“CAZZIE, COME ON!” Larry David told her. “YOUR ANCESTORS SURVIVED THE HOLOCAUST!”

Who knew the world needed a 4-door luxury Gremlin....?