Is it wrong that I am totally in “only what helps win Georgia runoffs mode”? Cullors is absolutely correct and I expect the Biden-Harris administration to do right by the people who voted them in, but attempting to secure the Senate is the first step in them getting anything for anyone.

Fucking shit. Just so much ignorance on display, even in the face of valid points.

Honestly, it probably won’t matter since whatever assets he has are gonna be divided between The Feds, The State of New York, and the Deutsche Bank.  

Yes, the state of the US election.......

“a turning radius somewhere between a container ship and a mid-century ranch house”

As the Associated Press reports, the new law will permit people arrested with small amounts of hard drugs to avoid jail time and criminal trials by paying a $100 fine and attending an addiction recovery program.

This is a nightmare and Gamestop employees should universally boycott this kind of shit. Obviously Gamestop is one of the worst offenders, but boy is the retail world a hellscape.

right? guy has like four lines, three of them are about destroying asgard, one is about how he will die when he does it. then he does it. i feel complete!

An artist’s rendering of Apophis ceasing acceleration just before entering orbit:

So new burger king is Sonic. Awesome.

Hold up, is stubbing your toe on ANY candy wrapper, (regardless of the quality of the candy itself) a thing that happens?

Is anyone else relieved it’s just a nightmare of teeth and gums and not a crunch crisis or harassment allegations? I opened this article thinking “oh god, what happened? What did they do?” and saw a hallway of incisors and bicuspids and went “oh. Is that all?”

But whyyyyy. It’s so hollow inside. I don’t understand.

Wow I get to bust this out again, and more relevant this time: