Daniel Cardinal DiNardo is a funny-sounding name.

They’re pretty fucking good. And nobody’s getting my last couple packages, even for $80 each.

That picture...

How the fuck do you skim the milk fat out of vegan milk?

BuT fReEdOm!!!

Honestly they should just be apologizing for how terrible it’s gotten in recent years.

Not a single Blue Steel pose in the entire slideshow.

You jest.

I have two nieces.

Bumpy died in 1968, but his wife, Mayme Hatcher, whom he married in October 1998, lived until May 2009.

I brought home the lack of desire to eat pizza for several years.

How many “I asked ChatGPT for something and this is the stupid shit it spit out” blogs do we need before people lose interest in SmarterChild again?

I spent the last 10 minutes singing “Raccoon Drive Thru!” to the tune of “Hot Pants Rain Dance!”

I was thinking more like a blonde, Canadian, Loonette.

Oh yeah, Dead Island was a thing.

The spirit of Galentine’s Day was marred forever on the show when Leslie used it to compare new best friend candidates.

Salma Hayek is 56 years old and time is just an illusion. Wow.