I brought home the lack of desire to eat pizza for several years.

How many “I asked ChatGPT for something and this is the stupid shit it spit out” blogs do we need before people lose interest in SmarterChild again?

I spent the last 10 minutes singing “Raccoon Drive Thru!” to the tune of “Hot Pants Rain Dance!”

I was thinking more like a blonde, Canadian, Loonette.

Oh yeah, Dead Island was a thing.

The spirit of Galentine’s Day was marred forever on the show when Leslie used it to compare new best friend candidates.

Salma Hayek is 56 years old and time is just an illusion. Wow.

The ending was fucking perfect.

Maybe if they had invested a little more they wouldn’t have had so many overheating issues.

You want a picture of my butt, I’ll give you one, but I don’t particularly want to see it myself.

All of the oil at once. Blew out the first engine in my ‘94 Prelude.

The irony of this is that she looks kind of like Azula.

Ambien is a hell of a drug.

That’s a great start.

Man, this is gonna be a weird Forrest Gump sequel.

There’s only one real way to lose weight that fast.

That thing needs a Wankel.