Man, it’s almost like they should have just licensed Goldeneye: Source.

Well I’m going to continue to pretend that I’m devouring sentient creatures en masse.

Excuse me, sir, but Burt Reynolds would like a word.

I just don’t understand why Post would open this can of worms by using that name in the first place. Nothing against the band, but it’s not like it’s all that clever or anything. They could have come up with some other name for their instant-milk-cereal.

Yeah, they make it pretty clear that pre-pandemic deals are not back in the first paragraph.

I’d really love to punch this asshole just right in the throat.

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Well, I guess they’ll be working from home.

Where’s Being John Malkovich?

If you want some doilies...

The Roadster isn’t even the most precious thing that SpaceX has put into space. How is James Doohan not on this list?

If that were red meat, I’d be all about it.

I didn’t say he’s not a good box office pull.

He really torpedoed himself over what was just an okay movie, even by his standards.

I’m sure they’ll be happy to get right on it just as soon as you can figure out how to get a steady stream of coffee feeding into a commercial ice maker.

Lost Ark is still running?