Man, it’s almost like they should have just licensed Goldeneye: Source.

Excuse me, sir, but Burt Reynolds would like a word.

I just don’t understand why Post would open this can of worms by using that name in the first place. Nothing against the band, but it’s not like it’s all that clever or anything. They could have come up with some other name for their instant-milk-cereal.

Yeah, they make it pretty clear that pre-pandemic deals are not back in the first paragraph.

I’d really love to punch this asshole just right in the throat.

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Where’s Being John Malkovich?

If you want some doilies...

If that were red meat, I’d be all about it.

I didn’t say he’s not a good box office pull.

He really torpedoed himself over what was just an okay movie, even by his standards.

I’m sure they’ll be happy to get right on it just as soon as you can figure out how to get a steady stream of coffee feeding into a commercial ice maker.

Lost Ark is still running?

What are your thoughts on sharing a fork to eat turkey chili out of separate frisbees?

Spiders are great. It’s everything else that can fuck off.

Screw what he would eat. I want to know what cars he couldn’t eat.

I’m always interested in a good muff dive.

I challenge anyone to provide a better example of poetic justice.

What’s the classification when you strap a rocket engine to a bicycle?