My issue isn’t with how Chicagoans enjoy their hotdogs.

It would have been distasteful if he had made the joke less than 22.3 years after the event.

Ketchup is a staple of hot dogs pretty much everywhere except Chicago.

To be fair, that’s literally the exact reason I didn’t give this game a second glance when I heard about it.

Remember those, like, two years that he was on Mad TV and it seemed like he might be relevant as a comedian?

Imagine when Uranus and Neptune show up. In the mid-90s.

Is there a word for when something makes you want to cry and puke at the same time, while also looking for the fastest way to lobotomize yourself?

The Nets and every player involved made their own mess and they all deserve to stew in it for a few years.

What do you expect when all you do is fine them?

Method acting isn’t bullshit.

Look, I’m down with the hot dog straw.

Look, I know they’re new to the company, but calling these things an “innovation” is just a joke.

Well, at least they created some temp jobs for some bored retired people.

I’m okay just watching her in Legion over and over again, honestly.

I hope it’s a Rick and Morty-themed Worms: Armageddon remake.

Not just custom parts. My ex-girlfriend had a broken shifter button on her A/T so I printed her a new one. 

What’s the point? He’s just going to leave it in the toaster oven and start a fire.