It’s kind of like Hitchhiker’s Guide when the sudden whale suddenly realizes it’s a whale, then immediately splats.

Situational awareness is everything.

Seriously, fuck this guy.

Not to mention it’s $4.

Shame that the name is eEspecially terrible.

I love my job. I love my team. I get paid well, and 9 months in this job has changed my 5-year salary goal into a 1 year goal.

I’d like to introduce you to Steven Erikson and the Tale of the Malazan Book of the Fallen.

Maybe he should finish one competition for the Iron Throne before he starts talking about there being too many.

I douse all the food that gives me heartburn with Pepto Bismol, too.

It’s kind of funny (tragic?) how he can say a good thing out of one side of his mouth while shoving his own foot and ass into the other.

I keep seeing articles, but I’ve never actually met someone who hates self-checkout.

Ron’s plain burger - add ketchup if you want - but no Paunch Burger’s Greasy Lard Bomb?

Remember when you could get a Z06 for half of that?

Until China releases theirs, that is.

I’m sure there are plenty of Russian developers that are more than capable of building a competent, if not good, game engine.

What about a good-old hot dog? They’re an aerodynamic mess in a bun with toppings, but there’s also not much funnier than seeing someone get slapped across the face by an errant wiener.

My foodsaver (which was not an expensive model) has a setting for liquids. You usually have to clean a little out of the tray, but it works pretty well.

They also make vacuum containers that have removeable lids, which are great for liquids.

No, it doesn’t. It takes a simple majority in the House to impeach.

I’m not saying that someone should kill Clarence Thomas, because that would be illegal and wrong, but man, I can’t wait until he dies.