He’s been a lot of Johnnys (Johnnies?).

Calling them “toys” is a bit of a stretch.

That looks like particle board. Why would anyone want to eat that?

I love how he talks about the main character in BRZRKR in the first person as if it’s a role he’s playing in a movie.

Yeah, but it was done better on TV since then. There’s not really any reason to revisit Reeves’ again.

So you’re saying that she’s destroying the environment? Got it.

Yeah, I’m just gonna download it. Have a nice day, though!

Well, I sure know what game I’m going to pirate.

No, boot discs went the way of the dodo with the Dreamcast.

This article about a Slayer playlist has a disappointing lack of thrash metal music.

Confused? No. I still think they’re fucking stupid, though.

Kotick’s still employed, right?

There aren’t a lot of eating contests I think I could realistically compete in at 37, but I’m absolutely confident that I could eat at least twice as many shrimp as he did.

A couple friends of mine are doing contract IT work for the TSA. They’re working on an application that was written in 2002.

If it came in a queen size I’d buy one today.

Bloom represented three of Bill O’Reilly’s accusers, four of Donald Trump’s, and Janice Dickinson in her defamation suit against Bill Cosby. She also consulted for Harvey Weinstein from late 2016 to October 2017

Unrelated, but I love when they say stuff like this:

Murison’s CEO told BuzzFeed that so-called “open casting” was necessary to its business model