Circuses are just roving animal cruelty machines. I don’t understand why anyone would want to be part of that.

You can highlight the games and developers while still actively calling for the removal of Kotick and the board that supports him.

Certainly preferable to spending 3 days stuck with an Oasis cover band, pub or no.

You know what’s missing, though?

A small device is affixed under each player’s shirt that “pops,” making a hole in the shirt and oozing out a brownish liquid.

It was for the greater good.

75-7

I own a lockpicking set. It’s mainly just for fun, but on no less than two occasions I contacted my dealer (before I moved to a state where it’s legal) when he was running late to find that he was again locked out of his bedroom (where the weed was) and got a bonus for coming over and saving the day.

Yeah, that’s a hearse.

and plenty of cracked pepper here

It’s not his fault, we keep sending him craigslist ads.

A solid chunk of the car is missing

Just give me Bad Company 3.

I mean, as a developer nothing screams “job security” like an over-funded project getting stretched to over a decade.

It’s an important distinction that a bad gift is not something that isn’t particularly useful or doesn’t cost a lot, a bad gift is something that has had zero thought put into it.

Okay but what’s the point of living longer if you spend all your time trying to live longer? Balance is important, and working out twice a day isn’t balance.

I will absolutely eat your centerpiece if you make it edible.

I mean, he linked to another Deadspin article titled, “Red Bull Is The NASA Of Cheating.”