It’s kind of funny that this didn’t happen in Venice.

Wait, do people not normally drape their faces in prosciutto for a fun time?

I didn’t get into game development because of crunch, but as a devops contractor I’m kind of salivating at the overtime rates I would hit working a hundred hours a week.

Jesus Christ, this guy is an idiot.

Nevertheless, she persisted.

One of them is insufferably annoying and the other one is just a piece of shit human being.

That’s arguably a huge correction.

Your doctor sounds like they’d be a lot of fun at parties.

So you’re saying that I shouldn’t have eaten that 24oz pack of bacon in one sitting the other day?

I find Guy Fieri insufferable. I can’t stand him.

Smash Mouth was still a band?

Yeah, but 3X games are more fun.

The Series X is just begging to be turned into the Ghostbusters Firehouse.

Know what I think about to make me cry? How Ron Howard looks like Clint Howard now...

I put a slim strip of peanut butter around the edge of the jelly bread to seal the sides together, then fill that bitch like a jelly donut.

“Sometimes the arrest of noncompliant individuals is not pretty, but is a necessary part of law enforcement to maintain public safety, which is one of the fundamental ideologies of our society.”

I always find it odd when new creators take a character like Wonka, set them in a different time period, and then put them in almost the same clothes, like a guy like Willy Wonka only has one style. I mean, imagine the sort of variety you’d actually find in Wonka’s wardrobe. But nah, purple coat, brown hat, brownish…