It’s almost like they found a formula that works and stuck with it.

Just give me the fucking RX-9.

Gotta hit that quota somehow.

Brosnan gave us the Goldeneye video game and the ridiculous not-Aston-Martin-ejection-seat-car-flip-to-avoid-a-rocket and I think that’s all I really need to know about his run.

I stopped watching him after his first Netflix specials were full of Islamophobic rhetoric all while claiming to be Muslim. 

Marathon isn’t in the business of drilling, they’re mainly in the transport and refinement sector with a little in distribution, and as mentioned previously this was almost instantly contained by the redundancy in place around the tank. They’re certainly not the solution, but they’re far from the problem actor in the…

He was almost killed by a door on the ground.

“I was drunk” means “I was honest.”

I mean, I guess, if you want him to die.

It’s also him at his least mobile.

40 years ago, maybe.

Some people are just shit at their jobs. I spent 15 years in pizza and never seemed to have a problem cutting them evenly.

Not to mention that at national chains like Pizza Hut, a large is 14", not 18". In fact you’d be hard pressed to find any chain that offers a large bigger than 16".

I’m tempted to try anything with ghost pepper, but these already look like I’m going to be disappointed.

If you don’t get married you can have all the bathrooms for yourself.

So dumb. All of it.

Did that lady name her water filtration system after a post-apocalyptic settlement built around an active nuclear warhead?

I lived in Florida for 34 years and I really just want to punch this dicknose in the throat.

I wouldn’t be surprised if there were several “minor cardiac events” that occurred in the White House and weren’t reported.