Sadly those who deserve to die the most are rarely the ones who do.

I mean, this is the guy in the group that got famous for beating his overweight father while he was taking a shit.

Why is your steak butter frowning? 

Celiac is a real, actual disease, and I feel for people who struggle with it.

Meanwhile, the US government is buying $160 million worth of (primarily) seafood and nuts.

The joke clearly went 100% over your head.

You’re joking, right? It was a bit.

They’re bordering on Nissan-levels of design stagnation at this point, too.

At least it wasn’t another Fire Emblem character.

Look, I’m not saying that someone should shoot Mitch McConnell, but it sure would be great if he would just, y’know, die.

Sure, they factored in lack of in-person sales, but did they factor in the 600k fewer customers they would have due to the gross negligence and dereliction of duty committed by the former president?

Better than Tesla’s Yoke Steering.

Just look at all that dead space he constantly tries to grab where any sensible 4-wheeled vehicle would just have, you know, a round wheel.

God forbid the airplane companies put two, slightly smaller (don’t pretend that your whole arm fit anyway) armrests in the same place.

I... this... wh... huh?

I never said he was stupid. Willful ignorance and stupidity are two very different things.

I think they should really go back to the old-school Xbox cases with the black background.

I hate people.

I mean, talk about ironic.

Keep your fucking signing bonus and pay a livable wage.