Probably just a matter of a misinterpreted GPS instructions.

Another fine example of Ted Cruz proving to the world that he has no idea what the First Amendment even says, let alone what it actually means and protects.

I do and will continue to pay for SiriusXM.

I mean, everyone deserves livable pay and humane working conditions, but maybe they should be striking for a better industry instead of just better pay and conditions.

Of course these tricks don’t really apply in a place like Florida where there are no basements.

It’s not. It’s a blog.

I have this theory that if they just gave it another name these idiots would never even give it a second thought.

“DUE TO THE VIOLENCE IN ISRAEL AND TOLEDO OHIO” is a great line.

It’s also a shame that their car designs are so... uninspired.

The problem is the idiots that don’t heed the warnings, which are ample. 

You don’t move the moon.

Nope.

This is weird. These people are weird. This is a weird family.

So we’re just ignoring Jolt Cola, which was released in 1985, then?

(you know, more so than the popular video game we call life)

Let it never be said that your anal retentive attention to detail never yielded positive results.

I’ve never played that map before but it sounds like it’s filled with pimples.