Forcing athletes to talk to the press immediately after an event is just cruel, especially if they suffered a big loss.

Coffee is highly acidic and if you’re drinking it black there’s not really any reason to clean it aside from removing buildup. Granted, that buildup can look gross, but unless you’re filling it with sugar and milk, nothing’s going to grow in a dirty, empty coffee mug.

And all of this on top of forcing franchisees to sell footlongs for $5.

Also it would have required him leaving Star Labs, something that he didn’t even do at the end when everyone else was partying.

It’s relative. The last week or so has been worse than normal.

This is the same guy who went with his 18-year-old daughter to the gynecologist’s office to make sure her hymen was still intact, right?

“I’m sorry if it upset you.”

• My best friend and roommate (at the time) did that once. Came up to me and told me that he was moving to another state the next day. Except he told me this on April 1, so I didn’t believe him for like an hour while he tried to convince me it was real.

I always took it to mean not a literal child, but more like the way an 18 or 19 year old is still a child with respect to things like love and responsibility. Technically an adult but zero real-world experience.

Funny, I’ve been having issues with browser-based Hulu for the past week.

I never said he was bad. I said he’s a boring detriment to the sport.

I love the show, but I really don’t get the title. The first season they were literally working miracles. Then season 2 came out and nothing about the title made any sense anymore.

I’ve never had real food poisoning, but there was a period of a few years where I ate a lot of hot pockets, so I feel like I got most of the experience?

Yeah, you definitely got peed on.

I mean, without Yoko Kanno, it’d really just be called Cowboy.

Man, I love “Pepper” but they made a goddamned weird version of Donovan’s “Hurdy Gurdy Man.”

Is it common for them not to wear a shirt under the jacket? It seems to me that you’d probably want the extra layer.