I love the Presidents of the United States and “Peaches” in specific, but it’s got nothing on King Missile’s “Detachable Penis” when it comes to ridiculous, fun 90s songs.

It’s goddamned hideous.

Yeah, he actually looks more like Megatron.

Yeah but he wouldn’t hit me because I’m not a woman.

All Mayweather ever does is run away. Barely half of his wins have been via KO. The guy is everything that’s wrong with boxing, and that’s on top of the fact that he’s also just a piece of shit human being.

Air compressors are, generally, also loud as fuck. I’d be interested to learn how they intend to control the noise.

This is the shit that nightmares are made of. Jesus Christ.

I used to have a regional manager who we called Eddie because his hair was spot-on Eddie Munster.

Yeah, this is going to be a train wreck.

That’s cool and all, but it’s sadly a tiny pebble in a vast ocean of pollution. A significant change would require governments and mega-corporations working in unison.

Even in bacon-crazy America it’s never really taken off as a pizza topping

Cannes is a joke these days.

Except I was calling him a racist, not making some stupid comment about his pronunciation.

You spelled Markkk wrong.

I’m looking at getting a new couch in the next month or so, and I cannot wait to go rub my butt on a bunch of stuff at AFW in a few weeks.

Nvidia’s solution?

Worth noting also is that the original MSRP was supposed to be $999 but Nvidia jacked it up to $1200 due to scarcity. 

Wow, “we made this exclusive product to promote inclusivity” doesn’t send the best message.