I had a dog once that would drink beer from the bottle.

Imagine Edward Scissorhands with d-cups full of justice.

A pepperoni or cheese pizza, realistically, costs this store probably around $.30 USD to make.

Reading how it works is pretty wild. Is there any indication of how much power is lost transferring it to the front wheel?

Buying games and not playing them/playing them for less than 10 hours.

Wait, why would you want to remove the best part?

I think the worst part is that whenever I get one I just sit down and eat the whole thing.

And, if I told you that Ringo Starr or George whatshisname was dead, you’d have to Google it (Harrison and Ringo both passed away in 2002).

Every white person I know acts as if John, Paul, Ringo and the other motherfucker (I’m guessing Brett?) invented the treble clef.

I wish that they had put the slight angle between the windshields to bow out the chest a little the way that the G1 design actually did, but other than that this is literally the toy I’ve been waiting my entire life for. It’s just a shame that I don’t think I’ll be able to shell out that kind of scratch until after…

Yeah, it’s either fake or that gas station would be famous for having a comically long (and probably pretty dangerous) gas hose.

It’s Colorado, I think at this point they just assume everyone smokes anyway.

The idea that you can remove something from the internet once it’s out there is laughable.

There’s a very good reason for this, actually.

So, when’s your flight? And how long until you attempt to drive this thing back to the mainland?

Does it come with a new male-Shep voice that doesn’t sound like it’s being processed through a duck call?

Right, the same way that it wouldn’t boot burned CDs.

Ahh, the days of boot discs.

Did... did they just kill off Dinah Madani unceremoniously offscreen in a phone call?