Oh, wow, it looks even worse than I expected.

Nafas:

“Doesn’t matter how long you’ve lived in New York, it’s still fun to look up and pretend all the buildings are giant, severed robot penises.”

They actually tried that, back in 2007. It did not go well:

The fuck is that weird man-baby head? Jesus christ I guess I’m not sleeping tonight.

A honing steel is not a knife sharpener.

I don’t know about its availability on iOS, but on Android I use Metal, which is basically just a wrapper for the mobile website version, which is just worlds better than the app.

Derek Chauvin would likely still have a job right now, regardless of his record, and not be on trial for murder if he had simply shown the smallest amount of remorse that he had just taken a human life.

You’re god-damned right I would.

In many tasting/smelling situations around the world, coffee (or more often beans) are often used to cleanse the palate, so how does one cleanse their palate in a coffee competition?

So he forgot to pay like 3 bills in a row?  Most companies aren’t going to turn it off for one missed bill under 30 days.

And suddenly every Chipotle’s food orders are off.

One day maybe they’ll have a “delete post” option.

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It’s all fun and games until someone turns on the light.

“Kaepernick Capers” sounds like a product that might exist if he had been a white man playing in New England.

On iOS, apparently.

It’s like Sim City crossed with that weird Entanglement app built into Chrome.

Wait, so that’s the compact version?

I used to have one of those that I found after a hurricane knocked it down. Man, those things are way bigger than they look.