Someday, I want to be famous enough to be a Would U from Jezebel.  I’m a no on Tom.

A little assist on this one:

You can also stop the ball on the ramp using your force slow, so go all the way to the right, push it up the bottom of the ramp, run around to the left, watching it, and freeze it as it gets back on the path, then force push it from the left up the ramp and on.  The force slow is the key.

Portal 2

Navy is one of the top three croquet programs in the country, what a shame they got placed next to the best croquet program in the country.

Always good to run into another Johnnie Croquet Player.

He’s with us, Leather.

The Entirely True Account of the Truths That I’ve Told

It’s a reference to the first Iron Man movie, where he screams up to the jet late and hassles Rhodes(Non-Cheadle division).

Can I ask, why can’t he just appoint the Democratic members of the board, since they obviously have a list ready, and the Republicans can be a part of the process or not?

What does it say about where we are that, with the rest of these, I was like, “Sure liberal bitch, dumbass, don’t use profanity, bitch they playing football,” but when I stumbled upon this gem, I got fucking pissed?

Also, I used a lot of commas in my comment.

I also think we need to end Thank God I’m A Country Boy’s tyrannical reign at the ballpark.

Or. you’re from MD from before the Browns and Expos got here, so you get the O’s Caps, Wizards and Redskins.

Personally, I’m just here so I don’t get fined.

Marshawn Lynch Vs. Puig: Who ya got?

I hear he’s 2'3" and 95% of it is heart.

Meanwhile, the Oriole way lives on.

Discover Harlem, Purchase Manhattan. - Peter Minuit

when
other writers
judge my poetry
i don’t know
how to read
because
i copy paste
words
from trump speeches.

- rupikaur_

Every time someone says DOA, remember to call your Senators, because it is anything but.

Intern Gino.