Look. I know it’s Bryce Harper and all, but this isn’t news. Everyone knows when you haven’t even had the chance to stroke a dong in a while, when you finally get one it’s gonna shoot the fuck outta there.

Wow. People mocked Vivek Ranadive for his harebrained 4 on 5 idea. But combining the epic shittiness & indifference on defense by Harden, with the equally shitty & indifferent defensive schemes of D’Antoni and James Harden might not even set foot in his own team’s half of the court all season.

Ah 2006

Ah yes, because Italy has been so great as of late.

Pirlo is the best. He’s gone into no-fucks-given retirement mode. Playing James Harden defense and walking around the field. He might just be my hero

No, way too far behind to be fathomable. The way a US youth player progresses through the US system is hugely problematic for both developing individual talent and developing a league. A promising 13-year-old in Europe is already playing for a club team’s academy. At 15, he’s training with the first team, and at 16…

Steph Curry is wasting his talents on this basketball thing. I say without a shadow of a doubt he’d be the greatest beer pong player who ever walked the earth.

I’m rooting for Wednesday too, partly because of the name, partly because I won the Champions League with them in FIFA and partly because people are going to wonder why an EPL team is using Drake’s logo.

If the Vikings are able to field an ACTUAL Viking, the Bears should be able to field an actual Bear.

“Natural weight” is not a thing. Combat sports organize by weight, not height. They always have. Natural weight is a bullshit excuse for Jones’s dominance.

I’ll still take the 2003 draft when the Vikings missed their pick and teams started bum rushing the stage to try to get their picks in ahead of them

Most entertaining draft night ever!!!

A lot of NBA teams choose not to crash the boards with their guards, prioritizing transition defense (which he didn’t do either, but the point stands). And a team with an offensive rebounder as tenacious as Drummond definitely doesn’t need a PG to crash.

The shove at the end is the best part. He has zero respect for Reggie Jackson as a human and it’s awesome.

I hope you have a good reason to be so well versed in AS Roma U-12 soccer players.

How’s his long throw? Because I’m pretty sure that’s the only reason Yedlin’s getting playing time.

Last time I saw so many little people under a rainbow, it was The Wizard Of Oz.

“Coming soon to a lower league stadium near you: Jordan Ayew and a bunch of guys!”

Agreed. Did you ever think you would be breaking down high school women’s soccer on an April Saturday morning with an internet stranger? Me neither.