$3 million buys a lot of crab legs, but I guess it doesn’t matter when you can just tuck them under your shirt and walk out the door with them.

You’re working under the flawed assumption that Ryan Fitzpatrick is competent.

Buc Fumble

Hopefully you were chuckling while you wrote that? And only savages and serial killers microwave bacon.

Lebron easing into his Delroy Lindo as Satchel Paige era.

“two out of three, huh? That’s close to 69% right? Nice.”

And people laughed at me for not dropping him from my fantasy team.

Sorry dkfree2, I can’t take credit for creating it, only passing it along.

Tell me you did that yourself. It is amazing but I want my full respect and astonishment to be directed to you, Aardawg.

Badgers fans wave these in support of this guy:

Think for a second. Think about how egotistical you need to be to start the season as QB, have your shoulder explode around week 2, not come back until the end, see your team go 1-15 and think “heh, nailed it.”

Sage would’ve made a very fine tribute from District 1.

This is what I immediately pictured.

Welcome back, Knickspin.

Ozil’s goal was hardly any different. The pass was the magic.

You are completely correct. Them, too.

Then I’m looking forward to that 1-1 tie

I’m looking forward to Tottenham not scoring any goals tomorrow

The thing about Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in.

That Jahvid Best replay is incredibly hard to watch. :shudder: