I came here to say I love watching Tobin Heath’s calf muscle. It’s too bad that calf muscle is super christian.

Should the Sixers have tried to score more touchdowns?

ESPN is the same company that produces SportsCenter with Scott Van Pelt and First Take. Different people in charge produce different results.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Sisqó is huge in Germany.

WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

That’s not sarcasm. It’s acting dumb on purpose.

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

I would argue the goalkeeper had the worst gaffe... poor field conditions cause that ball to catch and it took a nasty spin back at the player that he wasn’t expecting.

And how the goalie has already mastered the art of berating his defenders.

The headline is bullshit, you should see me rock an Excel spreadsheet.

The weird thing is the defective human part. If you think summary executions is the best move for assault, you are also likely defective.

. . . please be a teenager, please be a teenager, please be a teenager.

Pro tip: If you say in your apology, “I’m not making excuses but,” then you are in fact making excuses.

It’s ok, everyone, he was raised in church and he asked for forgiveness, so we should just forget about this now.

Or, you know, just stop playing Cahill.

You won?

That's why you keep your finger off the triangle button when you're the keeper.