Also on the short list for Secretary of State.

And then you sexed their daughter?

That one jumped out at me too. I’m pretty sure these guys spend a lot of their spare time just sitting around thinking up new and creative racial slurs.

These people are such idiots. Brandon Marshall plays for the Jets.

When news broke that Kaepernick got benched my girlfriend’s parents both repeatedly said, “Serves him right. I hope they lose every game.”

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

small businesses around america say they need help to survive in an increasingly hostile business environment, but let me ask my small business owner friends this: why haven’t you injected your employees with steroids and forced them to battle each other on top of ladders while wearing thongs?

“These two members of the Trump Administration were hit with the Stone Cold Stunner” will be a Jeopardy question in twenty years.

Nothing dispels the notion of your university being a creepy cult like controlling the hiring practices of a local drug store to spite a former employee

So he’s terrible at real-life coaching AND fantasy?

Maybe Fisher plays in a fantasy league where he has Amendola as a flex.

I wonder what it feels like to be dumb enough to get duped this badly. Remember when Trump said he loved uneducated people? Yeah, he meant that shit.

I guess that covers a lot of suckers people.

Hey yokels, enjoy getting fucked in the ass:)

Remember when Trump’s election “brought neoliberalism to it’s knees?” That was a fun two days, when people believed this.

You know you can’t go around saying shit like this without conjuring this gif up, like in a horror movie.

Well he would marry her, so yes she is.

Ladies and gents, your de facto First Lady.

This is what I immediately pictured.