Dick Cheney, please teach me how to hunt!

What the fuck do you hunt nowadays? — Ubers and Hot-dog stands? I thought we killed everything already.

Aaron Rodgers is the only person that doesn’t have to worry about his house being on fire during Thanksgiving because his family isn’t there.

An eye for an eye leaves everyone blind, or in this case, full of her-ron

I know its low-hanging fruit but “Alabama, where your family tree is a straight line” really does it for me.