What was the first rule again?

First rule of Concussion Club....

Goodell: Stop talking about concussions.

ooooh. Can I come over?

This can’t happen though.

I feel like I’m going to vomit, and I physically can’t even drink alcohol.

I’ll bring the Grey Goose. Let’s get messed up tonight. I’m really worried now.

I’ve never regretted being an alcoholic more than now. I’m TRYING to do the same, but it’s unachievable.

I’m an Alabama grad, so I was only slightly offended.