To be fair, he parked right in front of a rest stop sign.

RIP. Somebody check on Stacy King and Brandon Knight.

take to the comments to let us know what sorts of awards should be awarded

The court is made of a firm, wooden surface and the baskets are made of steel and nylon thread. It’s the NBA Finals which means these upcoming games are the last of the season.

I’ve got no problem with this but only as soon as the millions of Americans locked away in prison for dealing far less than this amount get to write an essay too,

Wait wait wait. Are you telling me an instructor made students stop an inappropriate activity, gave them a way to correct the matter in a discrete manner, and taught them how to self-reflect and learn from their actions so they could have a better future after they were no longer in his care? And he’s won a bunch of…

i spent a decade of my life working on the backstretch of a racetrack and have seen every awful injury a horse can suffer (and Barbaro’s were epically bad). I think you may be onto something but perhaps not for the reason you think.

The other teams never had a chance once they jumped out to an early lead.

Also, I'm not fond of some of their haircuts.

Will C and Giri

If you think that’s bad, check out the Len Bias shirts they sell:

“How could I keep playing?” LaRoche told reporters. “They took away my youth.”

This summer, I vacationed in Vermont and everywhere I went there were signs that said “Grade A Maple Syrup.” So one afternoon, I went into one of the stores and took a few samples. I honestly didn’t know where to begin! The A-F scale seems played out, and I didn’t want to be pretentious about it, like Pitchfork, and…

That certainly looks bad, but it only makes me think of how much worse off Testi’s face must be.

Now that the suspension has been made official, I bet Wideman cross-checks the shit out of it.

Luckily, Olsen’s wife will never see this.