theinfanttyrone
TheInfantTyrone
theinfanttyrone
Aug 22 2019
35

People think it’s a gag, but the truth is that’s the first time The Fridge ever passed Jimmy John’s without stopping.

Jul 17 2019
48

He got hit with a ball, big woop. If you think his father, Roger Maris, didn’t go through things like this when he was chasing the ghost of the great Bondsbino, you don’t know baseball history. Robin Williams made a movie about it called, 73* (because it happened in 1973 and he needed to hit 73 big dongers to set a Read more

Jun 12 2019
460

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

May 4 2019
153

This guy talks so confidently about “the spirit of the rule” in a sport he only follows three times a year.

Feb 27 2019
815

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

Jan 22 2019
6

A warrant is a document issued by a legal or government official authorizing the police or some other body to make an arrest, search premises, or carry out some other action relating to the administration of justice. 

Jan 21 2019
1.1K

What you see here hinges on whether you believe that “Make America Great Again” is a dog whistle meant to unite racists, misogynists, and homophobes under one umbrella, or you’re delusional and don’t care about people who aren’t white men. Read more

Nov 5 2018
565

This was actually an ad for their new sitcom, “Triumph of the Will and Grace.”

Nov 2 2018
2

Tyrone, this quote from the Immortal Bard College reminds me of you; Read more

Aug 14 2018
49

Last time I saw a video of a President that blurry, a Lincoln Continental drove through the frame.

Jul 23 2018
587

And people say this guy was never IV league material.

Apr 13 2018
285

I have never...attempted to gain a competitive advantage. Read more

Apr 13 2018
289

Awesome opinion, bro.