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People think it’s a gag, but the truth is that’s the first time The Fridge ever passed Jimmy John’s without stopping.

He got hit with a ball, big woop. If you think his father, Roger Maris, didn’t go through things like this when he was chasing the ghost of the great Bondsbino, you don’t know baseball history. Robin Williams made a movie about it called, 73* (because it happened in 1973 and he needed to hit 73 big dongers to set a… Read more

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

This guy talks so confidently about “the spirit of the rule” in a sport he only follows three times a year.

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

Chid?

A warrant is a document issued by a legal or government official authorizing the police or some other body to make an arrest, search premises, or carry out some other action relating to the administration of justice. 

What you see here hinges on whether you believe that “Make America Great Again” is a dog whistle meant to unite racists, misogynists, and homophobes under one umbrella, or you’re delusional and don’t care about people who aren’t white men. Read more

That was longtime Mavs superfan Don Knobler Read more

This was actually an ad for their new sitcom, “Triumph of the Will and Grace.”

Tyrone, this quote from the Immortal Bard College reminds me of you; Read more

Gone too soon . . . Read more

Last time I saw a video of a President that blurry, a Lincoln Continental drove through the frame.

And people say this guy was never IV league material.

I have never...attempted to gain a competitive advantage. Read more

Awesome opinion, bro.