theinfanttyrone
TheInfantTyrone
theinfanttyrone

God throwing interceptions is not a huge stretch. This is the same guy who locked in on The Virgin Mary and never even looked at another receiver.

"That's God setting it up, to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special," he said, as he was untied by his father Abraham.

"Eli, here are the balls you requested for today's game. Pick 6"

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It's too bad he's not alive to see that they moved Paterno ahead of him.

I can't even imagine having to live with that thing for the rest of my life.

Johnny Furball

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Carr: [sees headline about the Raiders hiring Jack Del Rio]

It's a good thing Konrad had been a Dolphin. If he had been a Jet, they'd probably still be looking for him.

The bigger shock would've been if Long actually blocked someone.

They would have just blocked each other, but neither one knew how.

This is like if someone got simultaneously crossed up and posterized

I talked to some Broncos players who said Manning was throwing more picks in practice in the past six weeks than at any other time.

Wait...some people wipe when they're sitting dow[BOOOOOOM]

You should sign off with a notice that you're about to be making some upgrades to Kinja.

One small step for Van; one giant leap for Van's kind.